That one last ‘HURRRR’ he let out when he realized what was about to happen finished me off.

Roughly 6,000 penguins.

You’re gonna need to leave out extra cookies and milk. And mackerel.

I was about to say that 300's aged better than I’d remembered.

Celebrate by watching Tony Jay voice a giant eyeball with tentacles

Sony revealed that the Ultimate edition which followed it later that year is available again exclusively on PS4 starting today.

Hey, here’s an idea: Say it a fourth time, and you’ll be four times as right as if you’d only said it once!

Hint: He’s only wearing one watch.

While Tesla has one more victory in their corner, they are still facing stiff resistance in Texas, Iowa and Michigan.

Nikola Faraday “Future” Tesla.

While my search for ‘Lady Barnacle’ only got me someone’s dog photos - I have no idea why or how - I have faith that $kaycog has a picture for everything.

Well, what’s he going to do? Put another barnacle on top of the first barnacle? It’s barnacles all the way down!

This is the best one.

I see blue-gray.

That’s not how the article is formatted; Jalopnik’s tame scientist’s words are clearly delineated from Torch’s summary of the article.

I’ve already sought out and spoiled myself fully and completely on every aspect of the games, so I don’t need to worry about avoiding spoilers. :P

That still counts as ‘the gryphon dies’.

It’s been seven years since Penny Arcade made this comic, and it’s still right.

You cannot trade Pokemon in Sun and Moon to games released prior to Sun and Moon. So, you can trade Normal Vulpix from Y to Moon and get a Normal Vulpix in Moon. You can then trade it to Sun and still get a Normal Vulpix. But you cannot trade either a Normal or an Alolan Vulpix to Pokemon Y.

Presumably, when the next…

Since this currently tops Google Search’s results for Pokemon Sun Moon Version Exclusives, I thought you’d like to know that your info is slightly incorrect. The Goomy and Trapinch lines are not version exclusive, the alternate Lycanroc forms can be found in the ‘wrong’ games (just extremely rarely), and you don’t…

Hmm. So, given that I possess patience and needn’t get things immediately, remind me why I shouldn’t skip Sun and Moon?