How dare you insult Mackeral Jordan’s proud piscene parentage? The man is a Pelagic-American, through and through.

Under this Project Pinnacle, stores are separated into tiers based on sales volume and receive different levels of incentives to meet new brand standards.

The sex of the fish wearing the costume is immaterial.

Kudos on an original take, then.

Heck, hunt down a Game Boy Advance and get a copy of Circle of the Moon.

What was wrong with Altered Beast?

Yes, we really should.

Neat. Just like Titanfall, I’ll wait for the sequel with a proper Singleplayer mode.

I thought we already knew this? Or did I have another one of my vivid hallucinations, only with less than the usual number of tapdancing polecats exhorting me to exterminate the underclasses one by one?

What’s the point of anything to do with a video game? Yet people have been finding ways to hyper-level Pokemon with minimal personal effort for eighteen years. Why do people spend fortunes on miracle weight-loss pills instead of hitting the gym? I guarantee you that hundreds of thousands of people will consider it a…

Well, they aren’t saying that it sucks, they’re just making the joke that there wouldn’t be much to report on.

As someone who’s currently living on the little rock, I wish there was no sun.

Is there any reason you couldn’t drive?

Cars: The rarest of candies.

Interesting. Unfortunately, I will have completely forgotten about it by the time it comes out.

The case was thrown out because none of the witnesses could truthfully attest to having seen some serious shit.

He’s just concerned that he’s being filmed in portrait.

Behind him is rookie quarterback and terrible omen for the future of American baby names Paxton Lynch[...]

I won’t lie, I now want disco dancing Crabduo to be a real thing.

You know that you’re really reaching for selling points to differentiate your versions when one of them is that one of the games has its clock offset by twelve hours, something which is utterly meaningless as long as Nintendo doesn’t take control of the 3DS’s clock away from us.

Surely it’d make more sense to have Sun…

Only with James May, which would make it:

Opposite