I’d buy another Rising, but that’s only because it’d be Platinum Games making it.

Be careful, the Aussie government is already doing that bit by bit.

Is there any info from the devs on how they expect this to run on the Skyrim rerelease?

So, nobody died, right? The way that guy keeled over at the end, I want to make sure that I’m not watching snuff before I start cracking wise.

Great! When I show them to my friends, I’ll be able to say:

I see what you mean now.

But even though the energy translation is more efficient, doesn’t that just pass the buck? I mean, sure, now it’s the electric motor that has to deal with moving the car under adverse conditions, but those adverse conditions will still eat up more energy, which will still, at the end of the…

Yeah, I remember that Top Gear episode, and I wondered why they thought it was such a good idea then too. Then I concluded that, like the rest of the car, it was a joke.

So when the Fisker Karma did it for real several years later, I still didn’t understand, and this time I was pretty certain that it was supposed to be…

This isn’t precisely the right place for it, but I’ve been wondering this for a while: What’s so goddamn revolutionary about the Karma’s hybrid system? Everyone seemed amazed that it used gas to charge batteries instead of directly fuel an ICE. Why’s that better? Surely you still get emissions, and after introducing a…

It’d be the best new Metroid game in nine years, and I say that as someone who is less interested in Overwatch than he is in watching paint dry.

Ah, thanks.

I missed a lot of TV shows.

Those haunted eyes...

What is this? A robbery for ants?!

Protocol.

I am completely lost, yet I would like to know more.

Ah, now that’s a tag I didn’t know I’d been missing all this time.

Holy shit, people are taking you seriously. Every time I think that people in the world might not be too stupid to live, I’m proven wrong.

I wanted to buy it. Still do, to be honest.

They’re all dead. Duh.

Officers of the Imperial Security Bureau wear white as well. This was old canon as well as new canon.

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