Ditto for Meowth? I think I’ve seen that episode.

That’s because she’s a secret giraffe, trying to hide her long neck.

Words, damnit. Words.

With a pedigree like that, I can only assume that the last two letters of the article are ‘The Aristocars.’

I’d like a version of this car that is just as good to look at but catches fire less, please.

So what you’re saying is that Kate Moss will be part of the new advertising campaign.

Ah yes, the irresistible pull of ₫£$₮i₦¥.

Got him to the hospital? What an underachiever. We all know by now that Tesla Autopilot can take you to the morgue.

Never stop, VW. You’re the gift that keeps on emitting!

You’re saying that it couldn’t Cope?

What’s the other 25%? Only 50% of the required software coded?

I wonder where his car will take him?

Judging by his eagerness to get back in the saddle, I’m guessing it was a forced retirement. He must really love his work!

Lovely post, completely wasted attached to mine instead of the main thread. I’m the only person who’s ever going to see it now.

Ah, communication! It’s amazing how much even a little of it helps.

This is Paul. The year is 2016. This is how people start their journal entries, right?

Look, on the one hand, this looks good. It looks like the closest thing we’re going to get to another good Dead Space. But why reuse the Prey IP name when there’s zero apparent connection beyond ‘it involves space’? I suppose in the…

‘Nearly’ leaves room for one person, perhaps even two or three.

Ah, but it might decide to drive over you regardless of your wishes.