RG3 will be wheeled around the stadium before games

Ostrich to Reservoir, the cow has flown the coop! The hovercraft had one careful owner and the half-brick is not responding well to immersion therapy!

I don’t know how well Bernie gets on with his mother-in-law, but does anyone here remember Ruthless People?

I can understand the confusion. Ecclestone also has a particular set of skills; I’m just not sure how swearing at and giving the double finger to the press will help him get his family back.

Ostrich to Reservoir, the archbishop has tilled the fields. The catnip has been matriculated and the salmon is returning to the apiary, over.

“The dog is on the horse. I repeat, the dog is on the horse. The trousers are flapping gently. The quick brown fox has jumped over the lazy dog.

No, it’s a different dog. Look, just get off the line, Jerry.”

I think it’s the box where they keep the part of me that’s worrying about it instead of appreciating the lady.

Eh, that’ll buff out.

Oh, you’re very trying.

Much like you.

It means that you’re going to have a whale of a time.

And I love it.

I can’t imagine how this could be any better.

If I can’t play with Doom as my team leader, I’m not playing at all.

Plus, when you dropped it, you had the perfect opportunity to say ‘there is no spoon’.

What does the 1 stand for?

Sure they can. They just need a bonesaw.

Here you go.

All this hatin’ on a black bear.

I... I feel like this should be an April Fool’s, somehow.