I want it back!

So Kratos doesn’t die ten minutes in? Pass.

Yes, it’s intensely weird. I have no idea how you can hold out for a whole two minutes.

Ah, there you are, Hideki Anno!

It’s nice to know that even in 2016 the transitions between idle, walking and running animations are still bone-shatteringly jarring.

So, the plot is about the kid trying to get back to the game with the cartoony art style that he’s originally from?

I hope Kratos dies very early on in the game. For his sake. Poor bastard’s making dead horses look fresh at this point.

I’m fine with you not understanding me.

It’s nice to know that Silent Hills is coming out. I can’t figure out why it’s being made by Konami and called Resident Evil, though. I’d also like to know why Bethesda are making a new Dead Space and calling it Prey.

I’ve got to hand it to them, it took them an army of workers and ten digits worth of money, but it looks like they’ve made a good fist of this.

Why can’t we have any Giant Friendly Crabs?!

Devs? I can figure out to attack the giant glowing weak spot. That’s why you make it giant and glowing. Please don’t treat me like I’ve just had a railroad spike fired through my brain and need to have it explained to me.

They do have a mirror, but they keep seeing the Warrior in it.

It certainly sounds like him.

I don’t think I can fear someone who knows nothing.

That’s like asking the Germans to stick to comedy or the French to military victories.

I never bit the puppy.

There’s no rush.

PARTY INVITATION LIST
PRESIDENT OBAMA
BEYONCE
TAYLOR SWIFT
OPRAH
GEORGE CLOONEY
PC GAMERS

What I’m taking away from this is that doing the whole car in one colour makes the corporate grille look much less hideous.