Well, it can’t be harder than beating the bloody Orphan of Kos.

You can crash the car during take off and landing. However, Square Enix said it won’t be difficult to do either.

Please. If he could shape-shift, that would mean that he’s chosen to look like he does.

He does need a running mate...

$18,000? So the mechanic’s just going to buy him a Corolla?

#MAKEDUCTTAPEAGAIN

You aren’t a real Ferrari man until you live in your car.

Because you had to sell your house to afford it.

This is like DC trying to copy the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Hopefully there’ll be less murder.

Works for me.

That’s why they’re planning to set the record by accident.

Slave One

In related news, three employees leave Amazon to start making the Geoff.

Not good enough.

I agree. A ‘messages only’ option would be just the ticket.

Once you see what people come up with, you will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

I would’ve been cowed if I were facing the moosic.

I presume that the ‘hot’ part of ‘hot pursuit’ refers to the temperature.

The new motoring show starring Clarkson, Hammond and May, The Future Is Bleak.

Either one works for me.