It depends on how much control I have over the islands. Are they sovereign territory? Can I install myself as God-Emperor for life? Because if so, I can handle being God-Emperor in a Miata.

They’re doing math the Cardinals way.

Yes, it was extremely draining. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.

I was playing Dark Souls III, if by that you mean ‘troubleshooting my inability to get past the first boss fight without crashing’. I’ve now given up, requested a refund, and I’m waiting for next year’s updated rerelease.

I now have a vacancy in my schedule. Decisions, decisions...

We live in a world constructed entirely out of echo chambers.

Crap, well there goes Torch’s chances in the NFL draft.

I’m not asking that they scrap the Illuminati, just that they don’t try to shoehorn everything in to ending up in place for Deus Ex 1. That storyline bottleneck is what hurt HR the most. Have this be another continuity so they aren’t stuck writing towards a predetermined conclusion.

“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

I’ve gone offline due to this very problem. I never cared much about the actual multiplayer component, but I’m definitely missing the Messages.

Okay, the Chest Ahead ones got beaten to death when I noticed that there were always at least 10 of them arranged around Chloanne in DS2 at any one time, but without the rest…

They’ve always struck me more as enthusiastic amateurs.

After this, are you worried that you’ve test-driven your last Volvo? I can supply you with a pair of Groucho Marx glasses and papers identifying you as ‘Bichael Mallaban’.

Highly advanced poultry physics?
Sections where you control a trained attack chicken?
Chickens voiced and mocapped by an all-star cast including Kevin Spacey?

Col. Pluckers, watch my six.

Well, my fingers are crossed for sure. I just always make sure to preemptively drop my expectations down into the core of the earth.

I don’t think you usually ticket people who are revered.

No.

The worst part about HR was how it was forced to shoehorn itself into being a prequel in the last hour. I hope this one has the balls to establish itself as a separate universe.

Ayup.

You aren’t echoing loud enough!