I’m on board as long as when you say ‘family jewels’ you mean ‘testicles’.

We live in a world constructed entirely out of echo chambers.

Congratulations on doing that many playthroughs within the last eleven months.

Within the last eleven months, of course.

Bloodborne. It isn’t a Matt Damon film.

If you never had durability problems, then you never played DS2 or SotFS on PC.

“If the plan was to build for the future, where does that leave Sam this year?”

What do you want to bet that this is so they can strip out the same kind of horrid controls that just got Star Fox Zero lambasted?

The best part about The Shocker is that he doesn’t really give a shit about being an ‘A-list villain’ or any nonsense like that. He’s a working man. What would he do with the world if he owned it? Cash, please. He’s got bills to pay and the Feds are monitoring his bank accounts.

Someone bet him that he couldn’t make the Beeb wish Clarkson was back and he took them up on it.

Geez, I didn’t realize we hated them so much.

I really hate to admit it, but I got sick to death of Jiggy hunting around about the ice level and never finished it.

I wish I could figure out what was making mine not work. After trying every known fix, I’m going to try to find out if it’s causing graphics card overheating.

I can only assume that the Daikatana man wouldn’t fit into the shot.

Ah, so this is what it’s like when they’re facing teams whose passwords were chosen by people other than Mel Brooks characters.

Since... Since always?

Well, that’s a damn shame. I was basically raised on Star Fox 64, so I had hopes.

On the bright side, yay! I get to save money!

So instead of “Too big to fail” they’re “Too big to jail”.

be wary of equipment breakage in short bloody expensive...

I feel for you. I had the same problem a few years ago, and I ended up losing all my files and a grand in repairs.