Pictured: Me, posting a comment on Kinja:

Ah yes, making a large, heavy, extremely fast thing difficult to see! A perfect plan. Now to make it silent and sprinkle food on the train tracks.

Red Wings fans have a tradition of throwing octopuses onto the ice, as the creature with eight arms used to represent the number of victories required to earn the Stanley Cup.

I hope it’s a dance-off.

Well, Armored Core, Armored Core: Project Phantasma and Armored Core: Master of Arena were on the PS1, but AC2 and its expansion/sequel Another Age were on the PS2, as were Armored Core 3, Silent Line: Armored Core, Armored Core: Nexus, Armored Core: Nine Breaker and Armored Core: Last Raven. The PS3 and X360 got…

Generally Excellent Amazon Racing.

Nothing could possible go wrong with that name.

Gear Gear.

If you double it, it cancels out the copyright issues, right?

Before the end of the decade, European Safety Standards will dictate that the fronts of all cars must be made entirely out of pillows and trampolines.

I Googled RedTube, had an unexpectedly erotic afternoon.

Including my favourite!

At 10:44 a.m., with the ulnar nerve resting safely to the side and the preliminary holes drilled and the sutures strung, ElAttra­che started spelunking for whatever piece of the gracilis might be left.
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“It’s melted down,” Conte said.

I was always worried about this game, from the extremely prolonged development time to when they scrapped everything and started again. That rarely ends well. Still, the trailers had me feeling optimistic. Oh well.

Tim. This is going to be important to you soon, so pay attention. When Hulkamania runs wild on Gawker and you’re looking for a new job, and your next prospective employer offers you less, they are not making you pay them the difference.

+1 star that doesn’t matter

+1 litre of piss taken

He was taught how to drive in the town of Bedrock.

Ooh, nice. We were just talking today about how the cover we have, supposedly specifically designed for the model of car in question, was probably slightly less effective than if we cut up some garbage bags into the shape of the seats, and far more expensive.

Ooh, nice. We were just talking today about how the cover we have, supposedly specifically designed for the model of…

He rolls over and goes to sleep.