And Bentley in general is not a brand for old money, it’a a brand for people who were successful in life and want to show the world they made it.

Is suicide a viable alternative?

Every jalop will at least give it a watch.

It’s a bit more complicated than that with any given Gawker Media site. They either are or aren’t journalists depending on what’s more convenient for them at that precise moment. They’re Schrödinger’s Journalists, essentially.

If I can’t be one of the 1%, I’ll settle for being one of the 10%.

It was a damn stupid idea, to suddenly decide to put your head coach through a massive test of character like this was Fantasy League and nothing rode on it, but you have to admit that Kelly sunk. He could’ve admitted to himself and others that this was a job he wasn’t prepared for and taken advice.

The same thing happened to me with The Old Republic. I got to level 30 on the Bounty Hunter and thought to myself, ‘well, that was fun. I’m done now.’ Nothing I’ve seen since has changed my mind.

Nope, still fucked.

I hope this update also patches the transparent hair glitch. It sounds like nothing, but for a game whose character models were approximately 99% of the advertising, it’s really noticeable.

Do tell.

Hologram≠Teleporter.

So, can you get a really hilarious version of the song if you either gun it or crawl, and what happens if someone else hits the first notes before the last notes end? Do they overlap, like when you accidentally open two instances of a video a second apart?

Not everything is about you.

Stop. My pants can only get so tight.

I’ve had a stuffed pig since I was nine; I got him when I was hospitalized for a life-threatening condition. He means the world to me and he’s literally irreplaceable. This would be just the sort of thing I’d need in order to keep him intact for as long as possible.

Seriously, what the fuck kind of solution are they expecting? You can’t just legislate that thousands upon thousands of physical objects need to be altered and expect reality to warp because you banged your gavel hard enough. Did they even understand what kind of work is necessary to fix this mess when they picked a…

... it should be noted that this concept was unveiled by Harley at Bangkok Motor Show (so we know they at least know about it.)

Because butts.