There they are again!

Please. It’s clearly a Henway.

Hair Force One.

Once again, you don’t seem to actually know what a question is. Don’t worry though, I accept your apology.

A kid trying to make himself feel superior? You didn’t make a blind bit of sense. I’m so fucking sorry that I didn’t treat you like a sensitive flower when asking you to clarify.

You might want to rephrase that sentence, as it doesn’t make any sense.

It was a joke. I’d tell you to look up ‘hentai’, but on second thoughts, don’t. At least not until you’re at home and nobody else is looking over your shoulder.

... the first aircraft to fly with that callsign has also made news. Columbine II, a gorgeous Lockheed Constellation (military designation Lockheed VC-121A-LO) that flew President Eisenhower ...

It’s a beach.

I’m not even a Nigel, so I would more properly be referred to as No Nigel No Friends No Service.

Wait guys, I’ve got this.

Types in ‘Staff’

Another Aussie expat here. I’m constantly surrounded by Poms, but I’ve never been surrounded by Nigels. Not even at the annual Nigelthon, which does not actually exist.

Oh, I agree entirely. I just lost access my patience in a tragic entitlement accident and demand to be entertained immediately and at all times.

They’re still filming the new show? Damn. I realize that it hasn’t actually been that long, but it feels like it’s never going to come out.

Good Lord, no. A word like ‘pedantic’ be far too hard to for the hypothetical people in your hypothetical joke to Google manually. They might type in ‘pendant’ instead! Or maybe their fingers would slip and they’d search for ‘pedo’! Then Chris Hansen would want to have a word with them! Oh, the hilarity.

Ayup.

Good thing I’m not smug, then.

You still manually search for words you’ve just seen?

I hope he doesn’t get beaten by Deep Blue.