Ah, the runner up in this year’s Albert Wesker cosplay competition.

It says ‘sleepy filter feeder’ to me.

If you’d caught me while I was distracted and told me it was a DB9 facelift, I would’ve believed you. Whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing is up to you.

Personally, I won’t be able to truly love an Aston again until they ditch the corporate grille. But I think that about all corporate grilles, so since the…

“Least convenient, I’m not even going to explain why. I’ll let you figure it out.”

I honestly don’t think there’s a single car that fills me with more yearning on sight. Whenever I see one I start mentally tallying how much of my money, personal belongings and excess internal organs I’d give up for one.

Poor guy. If only there was some kind of on-track medical service to help him.

If that thing turned up in a Sci Fi show, it’d be blasted for looking fake and OTT.

There are no instructions, no on-screen prompts. It’s a figure it out for yourself sort of game.

Can ‘Game Genie’ be Curry’s nickname now? Or maybe ‘Gameshark’, if someone somewhere manages to find ‘genie’ offensive?

Does it have variable-adjustment blade control? I get razor burn really easily.

How on earth did they let one man own all the patents, no strings attached? That’s asking for something like this to happen!

He said that was their goal. He never said they reached it.

I’ll always be grateful for the Ouya: If something I Kickstarted ends up failing, I can always point to that thing and say “Hey, at least I didn’t fall for that!”

They’d need to hire a whole panel of censors. People would die of exhaustion.

Huh. If this is how they’re gonna handle all their communications with their new openness policy, I could get behind it.

Ouch. What did Lockheed Martin ever do to you?

Someone in the other thread summed it up perfectly for me when they said that it looked like a cross between a gaming mouse and an electric razor.

No fair, no fowl.

I don’t know why they ever phased that model out. It’s completely immune to all known forms of anti-air radar!

You seem to have accidentally left off the part of this article which lists and ranks the available aftermarket grilles.