The numbers on their shirts refer to the number of consecutive heart attacks they’ll each have before getting to the other side of the room.

Imagine those three dimes filling up an airplane...

I’m looking for the car that has Tom Hardy lashed to the hood.

Release date also randomized.

These GoPro ads just keep getting weirder and weirder.

My left ear and then my right ear enjoyed that video.

How dare you two come to an amicable agreement! This is the internet!

My wrists are garbage. Rumbles give me actual physical pain. Same problem with motion controls, and the main reason there’s a Wii-shaped gap in my video game library.

Good, good. Any given game doesn’t feel complete without at least five minutes spent hunting through menus to turn the fucking rumble off.

I’m concerned about his dishes.

I hope she does find it. Even if she doesn’t get in a crash, she might cause a few.

+1 for inspiring me to Google ‘lorgnette’.

So who gets to use the People’s Elbow?

Those interiors. Nnnnf.

But where’s my video game made to look like a board game that’s made to look like a video game that’s made to look like a board game?

I dunno man, the narrow stripe looks pretty good to me.

Win or lose the races, if I was a Lambo marketer I’d be jumping for joy right now.

“Our cars are so fast, the race tracks penalized us to give everyone else a chance!”

That’s not just class, that’s class warfare.

On the plus side, the Pachinko version will be top-notch.

Dude, we’ve known that for 25 years.