A time dilation Pokemon would explain why Ash is still 10 after nineteen years.

Christ, I’m old.

Now there’s a mythological paradox for you. Like a nut allergy for someone made entirely out of almonds.

“We plan to build an anti-meteorite missile battery for entirely peaceful purposes.” The Russian Ambassador continued. “We’ll call it Stonehenge.”

Roger Goodell, we’re told here, privately preferred Inglewood—but wanted to and successfully did stay neutral on the matter.

Amazon is banking on it. They’re the perfect employees to run their hellish warehouses.

See, Caligula knew what he was doing with his Senatorial hiring decisions. They should’ve given him more time to bring his vision to fruition.

I would upvote you, but you’ve currently got 666 upvotes, and I don’t want to be the guy who changes that.

Always Team Cap.

Unfortunately, I’m fairly convinced that he’s going to lose.

Hey, they did make a GTA 3.

Works for me.

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. I was just telling you where he saw them.

The hazard striping on the sides of the car.

For obscenely rich people with absolutely no taste, just like the rest of Qatar.

SPOILER ALERT

It’s a giant step down from D2’s. All the characters act like utter morons because the creators wanted to make Diablo look like a genius conspirator, but made the clues to his actions so blatant that you’d have to have a steel spike embedded in your skull to miss them.

The Lesser Evils were also jokes.…

You’ve forgotten the ‘plot’? Oh, you lucky bastard!

On the bright side, with Diablo 3, skipping over the story is actually beneficial to your playing experience. Those are a few hours of braindead plot developments that I’ll never get back.

Good eye!