They use the bottom of the trees they’re on, then climb back up. Maybe he was full up when he was crossing the road and nature took its course when he climbed onto the guard rail, but the simpler solution is that the puddle isn’t his.

Based on the pool of liquid around him, it’s safe to say the sloth was more than a little scared.

Lovely little fellows! They’re one of my favourite animals.

Dear, we are grateful to all for your concern. Be advised, the sloth bear rescued by our unis was reviewed by a veterinarian, the same one that determined that I was in optimal conditions to be returning to their habitat. We are grateful to all those people who were interested in the health of the animal. We will…

The two wings come together (word choice, sorry!) to form a giant Tenga cannon that, as ZMD11S points out, can only fire once.

Geez, if he wanted to leave, all he had to do was punch a producer.

It’s the video game adaptation of Mars Attacks!

For all the sophisticated writing you’ve just mentioned, my single favourite moment in the entire film has to be the Granny Kick.

I’ll have to take your word for it.

Because they made sense in the context of the genre he was working in, but don’t in this genre.

Believe it or not, a lot of people in circumstances they don’t like can’t leave.

I’m glad you asked.

Give it a few minutes and that dress’ll be red.

The name’s Narcisse. Yeah, numbnuts, I’ve heard all the jokes.

To play devil’s advocate, you’ve kind of explained it right there. They can do real innovation all they want, but people don’t pay attention. So they have to add fake innovation that people will notice.

That’s right: two Caps at the same time.

Downloading now. Do you need an account?

‘Or’?

If they want to get results out of him all they need to do is dangle a spring roll to his helmet from a fishing line.