Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to do sweet-ass donuts is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

I know, it’s disappointing.

If I ever got the chance to order one, I’d be sure to insure the shipping. What if it doesn’t arrive? It’s worth a lot to me!

Don’t forget Lindelof.

On second thought, forget him. Quickly.

Well, that’s the problem then. You’re voting for the GOAT; They’re voting for the Goat Mom.

Right, right, but which menu has the option to fuck with your emissions data?

Thank you for being the first person to say that. You’ll now get 90% of the flames that I would have gotten if I’d found this thread five minutes before you did.

I swear I’ve heard it on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Bold Bigflank!
Bolt VanDerHuge!
Fridge Largemeat!
Punt Speedchunk!

But enough about Formula One.

This is the problem with remakes; They’re not automatically remade with the original business practices.

On that note, if they add Genesis fucking Rhapsodos or Deepcore to the game then I’m going to need to be sedated before I can go on a rampage.

Must hold out until Christmas... Must hold out until Christmas...

Four people; I bought it twice.

Does this mean ‘free for the duration of the holidays’ or ‘get it for free on the holidays and own it forever’?

Good grief. That makes science fiction’s concept of a packed hangar bay seem positively wasteful.

It’s only a matter of time.

Believe it or not I didn’t buy a single thing. I’m astonished.

It wasn’t really strength, though. Mainly Steam Sales suckered me into buying every game I wanted by now already, and all physical goods I might buy are earmarked as potential Christmas presents, which rules them out as impulse purchases.

Well shit, I could’ve gotten a Mew today.

I’d pay good money for that to happen while I was around to enjoy it.