A very interesting article about RANTLAN.

Well of course they played up the class struggle. It wouldn’t be an Assassin’s Creed game if they didn’t.

Oh, that burns too. So, so much.

I can’t be mad anymore; I’ve shifted into the mindset where this whole fiasco is more morbidly entertaining than the game ever could be.

Anyone can download the map, open it in the editor, and check for exploits, then beat the level as easily as the creator, thus negating the whole purpose of creating a sadistic map.

I wish that was still around too. That and the quick and ignoble ending of Bucky’s reign as Cap really solidified my hatred for comic-book inertia.

Marvellous. When the third part comes out in 2019 I’ll buy and play them.

Typical.

There’s also the opposite problem, which is fixing things which aren’t broken. The JSA is a prime example of that.

Sorry, I already have all the other Arkham games, and I also had Arkham Knight. I got a refund. You screwed the pooch and and the pooch isn’t coming back to be screwed again.

Don’t worry, they’ve got safety covered; You can see the man in the drawing is wearing his head-mounted pompadour airbag.

What about road safety? I don’t see any seatbelts.

You’re right. This was better every other time it happened.

I have a counter-offer to courtroom sketches: Photoshop.

... the asshole twentysomething who snarks his way through every interaction.

If they’d add filters, I’d put at least equal priority on being able to filter out the hair-tearing Kaizo-style stages. Two sides of one coin.

So, is this the week of “did that guy want to nearly kill himself” here on Jalopnik?

That’s true, but unrelated to his question.

Q: Tell me if this article is bad.”

A: “A lot of articles other than this one are bad.”

Wait, she was annoyed with it?

I thought it was her call to not take the damn things off?