The Hong Kong public transportation system is pretty damn good, even if it’s not the most advanced. If you live in Hong Kong, you absolutely don’t need a driver’s license.

It’s almost as though voice actors are especially good at acting with their voices!

Are you expecting this to happen with this particular article, or is this a question you’ve been waiting to ask for a while now?

+ 4:8 Genesis

It’s always fun watching someone like Van Gaal start to slowly realize that you can only get away with being a massive asshole if you’re successful.

I admit, I’m completely not here for the football, I.E. the actual game. I’m here for everything around it. It’s like a pearl; Who wants one because of the grain of dirt? Sure, it’s the centre, but it’s not the selling point.

Andy Murray learned his stupid facial expressions from his mother. Seriously, look up pictures of her watching his matches. I can only hope those aren’t her sex faces too, otherwise I have absolutely no idea how he was conceived.

I’m not ashamed of my words and deeds, but my laundry might be.

Here’s a retroactively hilarious precedent:

So is he giving the officials the finger?

That’s easy when you hang around kids all the time.

Diddling while Under the Influence, perhaps?

Bruce Willis’s sled is transgender.

Right, time to remember how to do that damn proxy thing so I can convince the website that I live in the US.

Please no. We don’t need EVERY fragment of Big Boss’s life filled out. We’re not idiots, we can fill in the blanks!

What’s next, a game detailing Solid Snake and Otacon fucking around between 1 and 2, or 2 and 4? No, no! Even if Kojima was still around, we’re done now! And without him, we are utterly, utterly done. No…

Between this and the Mad Max promo, Uber are making the jokes too easy.

Fingers crossed.

What was Usain doing there?

Did they take his shovel away too, or is he going to spend his downtime keeping on digging until he’s trying to explain himself to the molten core of the Earth?

No ‘Long Tall Sally’? We’ve got some slack-jawed - actually I think I’d be crucified if I finished that quote, so never mind.