You know, during the development of the game he talked about how getting older had changed the stories he wanted to tell, but I swear the man doesn’t age.

The definition of ‘black’ keeps getting stretched wider and wider.

Aha, the only form of basketball I could ever be good at!

Turns out he did need an education.

Agreed in all respects.

Japan will always be behind in many aspects of modern civilised society, and will never be called out for it.

Even if I agreed with you- and I don’t- someone needs to tell you how ‘jr.’ works.

If you buy this one, you’re still supporting Kojima. In fact, if this one bombed because no-one bought it, they’d probably say “it obviously failed due to Kojima. Thank God we got rid of him.”

Now, not buying MGSVI, that’ll be sending a sign.

Me, I’ve done it 235 times. I’m such a klutz!

The last time I tried to integrate new Elements into my meals I got lead poisoning.

Luckily my health has been in the toilet for over a decade, so I’m already accustomed to being incapable of doing young people stuff and finding the energetic insufferable.

The worst part is when you start thinking to yourself, “Really, the get-off-my-lawn guy has a point. It’s his lawn, he probably put a lot of work into it. If someone messed up your lawn, you’d want them to leave too.”

I’m only 26. I was 18 yesterday, I swear. Help?

I’d agree, but RG3 is going to need at least 3 seasons of intensive rehab to regain basic motor skills. Even when he does, he’ll step out onto the pitch and immediately detonate an unexploded landmine. It won’t even have been placed there, it will just materialize under his feet.

I don’t think we can ever call RG3 ‘healthy’ again without some SERIOUS qualifiers. At best you could say that ‘he’s as healthy as he was before the concussion’. He’s the Pet Sematary version of himself.

Surely you can’t be serious?

That’s going under the assumption that his stock can get higher any time soon. I believe what he’s saying is that it’s bottomed out with no sign of recovery.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If Snyer really was RG3’s benefactor, he’d be trying to keep him off the field and away from being shattered into a billion pieces.

*Falls face-down into water*

Preferring one thing doesn’t mean you detest the other. It was just a silly joke, anyway.

I preferred Final Fantasy Kuuga.