We’re just here for the carnage.

You just know that eventually the folding mechanism will blow out and you’ll be suddenly staring at the ceiling, wondering why you now have an overly-expensive stool. You don’t have to be a hefty man for that.

Thank three different types of fuck.

I admire the honesty.

Hey, you can call your mollusc-themed anal vibrator whatever you want. It’s not my business to judge.

With only the headline and the quote to go with, I thought you were saying that ACM was 4 years ago, and until I figured it out I felt fucking ancient.

Thank God I’m not alone here. It looks like one of those fish you find near deep sea vents.

SPOI-LERZ

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Me, I keep reading it as just ‘Autonobile’.

I still prefer the first KotOR too. Even if 2 hadn’t fallen apart at the end, I’d still like the original one more.

Yeah, I’m going to leave the joke there and walk away.

Don’t worry, that just means you’re the perfect fit for being a BBC executive.

I won’t lie, I’m only here to find out more about the elephant.

There’s only one thing missing from the top image.

It would never get greenlit nowadays. She’s wearing her armour, we can’t see her tits and ass!

Where’s the limited physical edition? I was stupid enough to shell out for the last two, damn straight I’m stupid enough for a hat trick!

Seen here, rare footage of the F-35 actually working.

Note: Joke.

They live in my dreams, where I have far more money and time than any person has any need for.

I wonder if that hurt Reynolds to say, just a little. I know it would me.

Well, when the competition are a remake, slavish adaptations and fucking Sucker Punch and Ga’Hoole...