Yeah, why do you think the Dodos were killed? Simple human greed and incompetance? No no, it’s much more sinister than that.

They were trapped on that island for a reason. They were relentless killing machines! It was kill them or face global extinction! They covered it up for our own good.

Well, that’s a shame. It’s going to be franchised to death, I suppose.

Just keep all that ‘Compilation of FFVII’ stuff out of it. That stuff got fanfic-y fast, and by that I mean bad fanfic-y.

She’s a different person each iteration. That’s how they can justify eternally giving her psuedo-origin stories.

I’m sure lots of people are going to hate this, but the first thing I did in Fallout 3 was alter things to make Dogmeat invincible, so I don’t mind so much.

Maybe it should be a toggleable option? Eh, trying to please everyone always fails.

Spread the knowledge, friend.

Aww, there goes the long series of Star Fox: Ground Zeroes jokes I was going to make if this was a prequel. Oh well, not all my terrible, terrible puns can be relevant.

The Cardinals would like you to know that they’re stupider than anyone else. They wouldn’t want to brag about it, though, they’d just like to recite aloud an itemized list at five-second intervals.

Perhaps they could streamline their humblebragging process if they just uploaded it all to Anonbin.

That was a recent update.

Then Miyamoto will become obsessed with aging and only make prequels. The next one will be called Star Fox: Peace Walker.

Heck, they have the Walker part down.

About time. Let’s hope they keep to the original, and don’t add any of their expanded universe, Genesis Rhapsodos, Deepground nonsense to it.

They missed a zero. 20160.

I think we’re not really arguing with each other here, so never mind.

Those hair buns contain the galaxy’s most sophisticated targeting computers.

Well, to be fair, everyone else who doesn’t have a starring credit is even worse. So by those standards, yes, they are comparatively precise.

That’s an unfair comparison. So far, ME is Shepard as much as Star Wars is Vader. The franchise CAN go on without him, but take him out and the whole backbone of the story is filleted.

I’d be excited, but this might be another Korra, I.E. just mediocre.

Yup.

If the world doesn’t have a sun, then where’s the daylight in the last scene coming from?

Are you sure it isn’t just very, very smoggy?

... Then lost me at XBone Exclusive.