The spark was already dying with DS2, which is appropriate I suppose, but unless they’ve gotten a team on board who understands how Miyazaki constructs levels and mythologies, rather than a series of corridors with armoured knights at the end of them and a plot which is so metafictionally telling you that it’s simply…

He may even have multiples of the same shirt.

I like what I see so far, although of course these levels will have had heavy scripting added to make the demos flawless.

One thing I’m not seeing anything of is any signs of a story. I know, I know, it’s Doom, but if there’s one thing Doom 3 got right, it’s that it had a narrative, an antagonist, and reasons for you…

Yes! I can be paranoid about losing Dogmeat for 40 more hours!

Let’s hope this one lets you kill people without giving you the ‘I guess you’re an insane psychopath’ ending. Taking away half the toybox for people who want to not get a shitty ending is something games need to really stop doing.

Counterpoint: It’s an Airbus. In a family with aviators, we’d rather flap our arms than use Airbuses.

Since multinational organizations seem to operate by playground rules and level of intelligence, can we invoke the ‘no backsies’ clause?

Her upbringing, I imagine, though I wouldn’t count genetics out entirely.

Well, good for them, I suppose?

I’d honestly forgotten that the vapid little idiot existed.

I used to donate to save these guys! It’s a horrific trade, and those little guys really don’t deserve what they get put through. Really, no-one does.

So, will the entire staff no longer be required to wear ‘What Would Whitlock Do’ T-Shirts at all times of day and night, or will that be retained in his honour?

Oh no, they got to him! He’s been replaced by a highly-trained Reptillian actor wearing prosthetics! Spread the truth before they take us all!

#SpreadTheTruth #ILikeIcke #HowDoWeEvenKnowTheTowersFell #TheyCouldStillBeThere #WakeUp

Well, of course the place was rigged to blow! Don’t you see, it’s been planned from the very beginning! George Bush Sr. tried to blow the bombs laid in the foundation back in the day, but they malfunctioned and only one blew after his term was over! Of course Clinton helped cover it up- They’re all the same! He’s the…

Dino Damage! Dino Damage!

For years afterwards, it was a running gag between me and my dad that any sort of damage play feature on any toy was Dino Damage, no matter what the toy was. A TIE fighter with a fake, damaged solar panel? SPACE Dino Damage!

I still have that one Lost World Allosaurus toy where you could pull…

You don’t understand the full extent of the conspiracy mindset, do you? It’s simple, and unbelievably insulting: They were all in on it. Every single person who says they saw it, a lair. Part of a highly organized group of murderous liars, no less.

Most importantly, avoid the fuck out of Bank Manager Fichtner.

Well, shit. Stop dying, people I like.

He hadn’t being doing well for a while now, but still... I was hoping he’d pull through.

So, where are the shitty gunplay sections?

Oh right, ‘laws’. Damn you, real world!

What’s hilarious is that if you’d posted the image without any context I’d have just said “huh, that’s an unimaginative alternate costume”.

I.E. Link is already so gender ambiguous that all they’d have to do to make a ‘female Link’ is remove all in-game references to gender and let the player fill the blanks as they…