Fett has to lose every canon fight he’s in anticlimactically. Even as a Fett fan for my whole life, I’ve come to accept that.

Braids, Beads and Buckskins. It’s nice to know that Native American superheroes are going to continue to be hilariously stereotypical

Plus, you know there’s an FBI official saying ‘we have to go deeper’.

I hope they get 7k over their minimum at the very least, just to be safe. People have gone to far greater lengths to be assholes on the internet.

[Me, mounting a polar bear at sunset]

That’s from a VERY different set of images, isn’t it?

I guess we’ll find out.

Well, the entire universe *is* going to be rebooted. That’s only a retcon, too; He could go through a Two-Face style ‘get face fixed, get reinjured’ thing to have him look like whatever they wanted without resorting to altering reality.

I always had a different interpretation of Doom’s face, so I hope that what they’ve shown here is a result of his fight with the Beyonders, and not what he’s always looked like.

Remind me, what’s the difference between Boston before and after the apocalypse?

French, the language of surrender.

FIFA is too inefficient as an organization to grow two heads.

He was doing exactly the job they wanted him to.

Exactly my thoughts. Win the election- which he would have done even if he’d been found chewing on minced babies- crow about how you’re never going to leave, and you’re in the best bargaining position you can be in under the circumstances.

Three - His ‘I’m never leaving’ schtick was a lie.

But he never, ever lies, right?

You’re assuming his triumphant statements were honest. When was the last time Blatter was honest?

So, what tremendously powerful and well-paying job will he be parachuted into now?

Well, time to hold back on that PS4 purchase I’d been planning until I hear the release date.

At this point, I’m actively hoping they find new lows to reach, just for the entertainment value. Perhaps tomorrow’s patch could hack people’s computers and sell their details to ‘Nigerian princes’.

Kombat Pass owners can start making their way through the competition as the evil Edenian when the Tanya Bundle goes live tomorrow. PC Kombat Pass owners can beta-test for the functional release a week later.

Me, bitter? Nah.