So, based on what I’m seeing, the aliens won offscreen despite everything I did in the first game? I hope not. I HATE it when they do that.

Dare I hope that this one have a... A... PLOT?!

The thing about FemThor ‘becoming Thor’ that’s so ridiculous is that it would’ve made perfect sense if they hadn’t shitcanned Donald Blake and changed how the hammer worked.

Back when all the essence of Thor was in the hammer, and a worthy person picking the hammer up literally overwrote that person with Thor for the…

Thanks for missing my point, try again.

Another huge point that makes Secret Wars more impactful than Convergence is that, while both companies are guilty of making constant Event Comics, this is the first time Marvel has made a cosmos-shattering, Event Comic. This is their first Crisis on Infinite Earths. Whereas I’m being conservative by saying that half…

That is the picture of a man who just discovered that it can be pretty amazing when they use teeth.

I’d dearly love to confirm my suspicion that a reply from someone who uses the phrase ‘libertarian nerds’ unironically is the single most magnificent piece of reasoning in the history of the human language, but as I indicated, I’m not having a conversation with you.

I’m too busy playing some of the seminal games made…

I’m not even libertarian, but you realize that you wouldn’t have games at all if it wasn’t for capitalism, right?

Please, don’t reply. I don’t want to have a conversation with you right now, or indeed ever.

So the campaign was designed to be a cocktease. Gotcha.

Amy Pascal. I viscerally loathe that woman for the way she drools emails. Yes, drools. She doesn’t write.

“Imagine the universe of Mass Effect, bled dry of its small amounts of hope or optimism.”

No no, I liked Mass Effect because it had hope and optimism. At least until 3, and I hated 3. Even 2 had more hope than the comic you’re linking here.

I hope so.

Only they get to do that!

Breaking news: Deadspin stops writing entertaining articles because of one random man who can’t get his po-faced news from a different outlet.

Whenever I need to tamp down my expectations for Knight, I just have to remember that memorial statue that indicates that I’ll detest the ending.

If only they’d translate the bloody sequel.

I love CD Projekt Red. I just... Can’t get into the Witcher series. I’m totally burned out on Dark Fantasy right now.

DC doesn’t know how to stop. Whatever positive effects the original Crisis had, it caused this... Plague.

Everything in MKX is being delayed, and the process is entirely opaque and at the last minute. For God’s sake, the most authoritative word we have on the next DLC patch is a rhyming sentence on Ed Boon’s Twitter, buried in-between notifications about shirt giveaways.

Okay, the headline picture has my attention. If you can play as a gun-toting wolfman, I’m in.