As in the flesh on her chest right? Hur hur hur.

I swear, the Zero Suit was the worst thing to happen to Samus. I’ve barely seen her actually wear her armour lately.

But her armour falls off all the time so we can be reminded that she has a rockin’ set of tits, right? Otherwise how would we know that she was a strong female character without her being weak and objectivised?

It’s that one with the tits and the angst, right?

I suppose the explanation for that would be that the bubble is always biggest right before it bursts. Whether that turns out to be the case or not, we’ll have to wait and see.

Disclaimer: Roo will only appear to be that tall if you are a dog, a child, or Tyrion Lannister. Adult humans of average height or above need not apply.

My sources indicate you meant ‘alliterative wallaby’.

* Any sort of multiplayer-focused game. I prefer singleplayer with a good story structure, but I just can’t stay away.

Well, darn. If it’s starting to be good then I’m screwed, since I’m drawn to MMOs even though they’re not my type of game, like a moth to a flame. “Maybe this time it’ll click, and I’ll finally ‘get’ it.”

Destiny, a game where you travel across the universe trying to find exploits to solo Crota...

(Well, Jason didn’t, and it feels odd without one.)

I love that the picture you’ve picked for ‘the legendary Tom Hardy/Mad Max’ is of him lying in the dirt.

The important question is, how does this affect Waifu tiers? I need graphs, spreadsheets, census polls, love pillows.

Here’s a blindingly ignorant question from someone who knows nothing about basketball:

Since I presume that the refs aren’t packed in foam and hermetically sealed in between games, don’t they know he pulls this shit? If they do, don’t they ever second-guess that he’s crying wolf? Is there some sort of Referee’s…

In a new breaking scandal, it’s reported that Goodell and Kraft went into the toilet and deflated their balls.

Anybody who wants power wants power too much.

Watergate was the name of the place. It wasn’t the Water scandal and they added the suffix, the suffix was reverse-engineered from it.

Hey now, it’s not his fault that women keep rudely running into his friendly, outstretched fist.

I thought you were going to say he’d DIED. Geez, this is a relief in comparison!

The EU got ridiculously bloated and mostly terrible, but throwing out gems like the Thrawn Trilogy was a dick move. Especially when they’re just going to re-bloat it again almost instantly.

It looked like things were going wrong for Doom at the end of New Avengers, so I’ll be interested to find out how we got from there to here, if the Beyonders are really gone, and how much say Doom actually had over how his world is constructed.

Not interested enough to wait for this absurdly slow boil to eat up more…

I wouldn’t be so sure about all the ‘exclusive’ DLC eventually coming out; The Copernicus Conspiracy is still PS3-exclusive, five years on and counting.