Pictured above, evidence that Dark Dreams Do Die.

Looks like I’ll be getting my PS4 one month late. Oh well.

It has just as much personality and story relevance as the Ghost, to boot.

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Like search Google Images for ‘Kakashi’, which this will be on the top of within a week.

Wow, I didn’t know Valve was physically capable of retracting a decision (apart from making HL2E3). This is promising.

I hope they get this right the next time, because I do really, really like them. 90% of my games are on Steam.

Oh for the love of-

I’d be so, so looking forward to this game if it wasn’t for the implication that Bruce either dies or retires. I hope it’s a misdirect.

I never claimed it was malice on his part. It’s just an observable trend.

I wish I was surprised. Do you know the number of things Del Toro’s been announced as a part of that haven’t gone through? I think after the first 3 or 4 times it broke my heart I learned to expect it to come to nothing.

Except with an even less coherent storyline, by virtue of being paced like a rollercoaster on fast-forward.

I’m not a CoD-hater. I came into the series with Advanced Warfare, since I much prefer Sci-Fi shooters to historical or modern, and I didn’t have any preconceptions. But fuck me if it didn’t feel like being…

Remind me, when was the exact point that Valve became an idiotic bastard monolith instead of that relatively small developer who could be relied upon to take literally decades to make their products perfect?

It’s going to be the best parody of Miller’s Batman ever.

I remember the days when ‘Valve makes a questionable business choice’ was unthinkable. Now it’s called Tuesday.

Was it really a surprise? The Compilation of Final Fantasy VII also ‘read’ like the worst fanfiction that didn’t involve terrible Slash. Even Crisis Core was marred by the terrible blemish that was Genesis Pretentious.

I realize it’s traditional to name a Navy ship after a President, but it seems a bit perverse to do it with Jimmy, Nobel Peace Prize Laureate. I would’ve thought just sticking with the Library would be more on-message.

Ah, the one DLC character I have no interest in.

I saw previous rumours put Jason’s release at April 26th and Predator’s at May 24th- I wonder if that means Predator will be out on June 2nd? Probably not, but it’s a thought.

Try holding with both hands.

Wait, I’ve never seen pictures of him year by year before. Does the man never age?