Shay makes his ooown looock, she makes her ooown everything.

Bah, that’s nothing a few more rounds of cloning can’t solve.

Keep the lips, Mileena 2.0 (when you get here). Don’t listen to the haters.

Or, y’know, do, then eat their faces.

You beat me to it, you magnificent bastard.

Call me a petty ass- because I am- but I wish I’d known about this element before I bought the game, because it pissed me off to no end.

“YOU WILL CHOOSE A FACTION!” blared the narrator as soon as the game got past the idents. No hello, no how are you today, you WILL choose a faction for online play, motherfucker.

“No.”…

Forgive me if this is being persnickety, but that’s just Multiplayer with the other players quieter and infinitely stupider.

I was already un-sold the moment we heard that all Star Wars games would be made by EA from now on. But after Disney curated the Marvel movies so well, and the SW7 teasers and behind-the-scenes info showed a genuine love for the series I decided to give it a shot.

The content of this trailer means nothing to me;…

Remember all the people making essay-length posts about how this problem was probably insolvable?

“A miraculous cure for gout has been discovered! It involves the imbibing of vast quantities of beer!”

An imaginary cookie for the prospective reference-getter.

This reminds me of the DS2 pigs mentioned on this very website.

Yes, it’s so impossible to fix that the community has already done it, as noted in the article.

I want to play a 2d Shadow of the Colossus. Climbing the enemies, the strong storyline payoff... Oh wait.

Darth Cylon. I can’t wait to meet his Imperious Leader.

By Your Command.

The FFXIII trilogy rewarded us for avoiding Lightning too. I felt immensely rewarded when I just didn’t buy the second and third games.

The importance of eyes in mythology is in all human cultures, so that makes it difficult to nail down to any one thing. Precogntion, curses, lie-detection, it’s all there.

Speaking of Code Geass, I’m reminded of that show’s similar downturn in fight quality in Season 2, where tactics likewise got thrown out the window as the protagonists got access to more and more powerful mechs.

Ah, right. Well, I guess I’ll play the original, then.

Breaking news: Lizard Wizard learned Blizzard, voiced by Eddie Izzard.

Sorry, I forgot that some people wouldn’t know a joke if it bit them. Carry on.

Hey, it’d get better reviews and sales that way.

That’s a shame, but I’d already decided against buying it on the 3DS when I heard there was no option to switch audio tracks. Don’t get me wrong, I love British accents- I *have* one- but I’m always in favour of playing any game in The Language It Was Meant For.

I’m never getting Monster Hunter, though. I need at least…