Hey, maybe he can go work on Twin Peaks.

Damn. Turns out you can’t cancel Steam Preorders.

Can I be tempted into making a sexual mistake *with* a pack of Velociraptors?

They better not chicken out and force this game to dovetail into Deus Ex 1. That ruined HE’s ending once.

Incidentally, the floating cyber-wreckage at the beginning of the trailer tells me which of HE’s endings is canon. See, if they’d just made one strong ending to begin with, they wouldn’t have had to choose when it…

People might hate me saying this, but I really hope they diverge from Deus Ex canon.

Deus Ex is a great game, but forcing everything to head towards that endpoint crippled Human Revolution’s endgame. Honestly, you could take out the entire Illuminati subplot there and just have it be industrial espionage with…

I’ve told myself that I’m going to buy Isaac once the game is completely done and Edmund has moved on.

In other words, It’s the perfect excuse to never buy the damn thing.

I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande.

This is pretty much obligatory.

Too easy, pebbles are OP.

No honeycakes for YOU, then.

Games like these make me sad, because I’m bad at even easy games. No, no, I know what you’re going to say, but I really, really am one of those people who can’t play hard games. The most I can do is watch other people play it, which isn’t the same.

There’s no reason anyone should care, but what the hell.

Am I the only one who was excited UNTIL I learned about Hideaki Anno’s involvement?

Well, it would’ve been pretty weird if there was a subseries called ‘Chronicles’ that only had ONE entry.

Scholar still isn't available for pre-purchase in the Steam store- except in Japanese, and that actually appears to only be a name they've slapped on the DS2 + Expansions bundle. So I'm worried there.

Looks like the only good part of Indigo Fahrenheit Prophecy, although if you end up fucking a dead man it'd still be thematically appropriate.

This is why I'm giving it a week, maybe two, before I dare run the thing.

I hope that at some point you either encounter the spaceship or the planet Kublai Khan.

Unfortunately there seems to be a paucity of stately pleasure-domes.

I've always been better at aggressive combat over Dark Souls' defensive stylings, so this sounds great... But it's a PS4 exclusive. Damn. Is there any chance they'll port it to PC one of these days, or is this a real exclusive and not a Ryse, Dead Rising 3 style blatant lies exclusive?

Reading this in retrospect is just so sad.

Thank God. This long ago stopped being his baby and became the stone around his neck. I swear, just look at the increasingly bleak, self-hateful tones of each successive game, the meta-commentary is even more depressing than the actual stories are.