The prevailing delusion that one always has the accent of the place one was born in seems more widespread in large countries, like the US and Canada. I personally get sick of people disbelieving me when I say that I was born in Australia. So maybe I don't sound like Waltzing Matilda. Do you know why? Because I haven't…

This sounds like a marvelous concept until you actually try to use the phone for anything except playing the fucking game 24/7. You know that the gimmick will be effective precisely ONE time before you start treating it like a scam artist claiming you've been miss-sold credit insurance.

I was going to say something highly sarcastic and stereotypically 'man who thinks he's witty on the internet', but I've had time to think. Instead, here's a heartfelt plea:

Nintendo, I love you. I want to love this new console. But please, whatever you do, just have a normal, ergonomic, non-gimmicky controller.

Not enough fat men grunting at each other.

I hope this is the patch that removes Origin.

Well, good luck with that. Then build a Valve Time Machine and stop yourselves from fucking me over in the past.

Frieza has always looked so intrinsically ridiculous to me that even pink and purple polka dots couldn't make him look sillier.

Well, shit.

There's a loss of control in video games as a storytelling measure, and then there's being captured over and over and over again like you're a freaking yo-yo. Goodbye agency, you're just stumbling from one 'I have you now my pretty' moment to the next, everything you do in the interim seeming a waste of your time.

So are the profiles *worth* all this palaver?

I disagree with you, but don't worry, I also fully expect Scarecrow as the main villain to be another fake-out. At this point it'd be more of a twist if he was in charge all along.

The more I hear about Destiny the smugger I get about not having bought into it. I shouldn't be that way, but I've never pretended to be a perfect person.

The Belgariad. I just finished Book 1, Pawn of Prophecy, and started Queen of Sorcery.

I'm going to buy Binding of Isaac once it's finished. In other words, never.

"We fucked up so badly that we can't do worse next time" is not an encouraging sales pitch.

That reminds me to look for a good Helicarrier blueprint to work on.

It's because she's wearing concealing clothing, due to her shyness.

I know we've been over this before, but why all the dirt and grime? Sheesh.

Thank God. I was worried they were going to give in to the casual phone game idiocy.

I'd like to know the details of how he cheated the system. The video in question doesn't explain anything.