Am I the only one that feels really old now that Elvis Presley's granddaughter is old enough to drive around in cars with Robert Pattinson?

He actually thinks people are picking on HIM, he is the bully.

Oh my god that video made me cry too. It was just so amazing to see how far he'd come, and what the fact that he could eat real food meant for him and his foster mom. The dedication Lindsay had for the little bean was just awe-inspiring.

I need to find this video, but I promised myself I'd never cry at the office.

I have been loving Bean for months now. Seeing his sweet face on my FB feed in the morning is often the brightest spot of my day. I love what a beautiful symbol (and potent fund-raiser) he is for children struggling with facial differences, but he's also just a damn ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. I love you,…

I've been a fan of his Facebook page since almost the beginning, and man, if you want to cry a lot, that's the place to do it. Lindsay is an amazing woman. She fostered Lentil on behalf of the French Bulldog Rescue Network, and was very clear to refer to herself as his foster mamma through all her posts. It wasn't…

Am I supposed to be upset or happy about this?

I think that fish might have a thing or two to say about there being mutual consent. He doesn't look all that pleased with his new paramour.

It seems like we've expanded the definition of MPDG from "a quirky woman who exists only to further the male protagonist's inner journey" to "a woman, with personality traits, skills, and a couple stories to tell over drinks." (So, to all women.)

Or some

And suddenly American Pie makes more sense.

He didn't want to run for president. He wanted to BE president. He wanted it handed to him on a silver platter without so much as smiling at a single baby.

Apparently, "the 47%" included 83% of his own family.

And then . . . surprising nobody at all . . . Romney flip flopped again.

So the only time a Romney campaign internal poll was correct, it seems.

Well, that squares with the GOP's understanding of math and statistics.

Seriously, the great state of Texas is not going to stand idly by and be out-idioted by any damn body. Death penalty for distributing information about birth control- c'mon Lone Star State, let's bring it! #laughingsoidontcry

Yeah! And why won't they report on all the women (? - presumably) who weren't assaulted!? STUPID BIAS MEDIAS

ugh. just fry me now. i'll never get this taste out of my mouth.

So would it be a safe assumption that.........