West, Ellis and Disick. Appropos of nothing I suppose, but did you know a group of three jackasses is called a "drove"?
Please, someone kill the internet. Now.
Hey. North Carolina Senate.
When I was in school, he had to be tall (or at least taller than me), smart (but not so smart that I couldn't follow the conversation or he talked down to me), be funny (snarky but not mean), have a good job or was in school for one (or at least did something he was passionate about that paid the bills), was either…
Best. PSA. EVER. This should play on a loop at the Texas legislature. And the South Carolina one. And the Wisconsin one. Oh hell, just play it for all the state level Taliban/Politician jackasses.
Believe me. There are some people who will NEVER stop with their "helpful hints". I used to try and find something about them less than perfect, "Oh, thank you for telling me that having a piece of cake isn't a good idea. And when are you going to do something about your yellow teeth then?" But now I just give the…
But keeping this pig employed is decent and non-controversial? Good to know.
1,000 years? Sounds right.
Anastasia Beaverhausen is my favorite mistress/porn/Karen Walker alt-identity. I can't do the math, someone?
This is incorrect. I used to visit my aunt's farm and those stupid chickens just sat in their own shit all day.
Obviously, she's made her decision to stick with him (for the time being, at least), so I offer no judgement or comment on this decision.
Someone needs to convince Jeffries to hire Jon Gosselin as the A&F brand face. Maybe he can do for them what he did for Ed Hardy.
I stopped drink sodas about a month ago. Worst headache I've ever had for three days during withdrawal, but never looked back. And have lost 8 lbs. Not sure how that works by quitting drinking Diet Coke, but there you go.
Big enough to put my racist foot, ya'll!
#OY #Theendoftheworldisnigh
I do not care for it since it's basically, like you said, "fancy rice" and seems to be the only thing that consistently gets stuck under my bridge.