I love Dave. He is so awesome in so many ways.

My prediction:

I purposefully didn't read the full article, because I'm at the office and I knew that it would probably make me cry. I happened to look at the comments... this gif has made me cry, lol.

The creepy long fingernail non preference will NEVER be eliminated.

i puke in my mouth a little bit when i see men with long nails.

My heroine.

That's the only dealbreaker? Her weight? Not if she is a narcissist or a liar or a racist? Just no fatties?

I actually think that a lot of people really prefer to be single, but since an actual desire to be alone is viewed oddly in our society they tell themselves (and others) that they just haven't found the perfect person yet.

Listen Jezebel,

UGH, it's the fucking worst. I lost a lot of weight a couple of years ago, and if someone asks how I did it I'm happy to tell them, but I would never just assume that someone needs my fitness advice or that what worked for me would even work for them or that I know more about their health and body than they do. And…

I also HATE Family Guy. I like funny TV and that crap hasn't been funny in years. Bob's Burgers is where it is AT!
Also a date liking Family Guy is a dealbreaker for me. I just can't with that show.

Slightly related: I have a neighbor that constantly tells me, "You look tired." Whether I'm actually tired or not. Pisses me off to no end. I want to tell him, "Well, you look stupid. At least I can take a nap."

That is a great idea. It reminds me of how I sometimes start calling dudes "honey" or "sweetheart" after they do the same to me. What, you mean that's a patronizing and inappropriate way to refer to a stranger? Go figure.

We should really just start calling them O-bortions.

I gave her the Bond Girl points, too.

I give it 31.

5 points for easy to whisper

Based on a bumper sticker I saw yesterday, I already knew that some dog is smarter than my honor student.

So isn't the real question whether these chickens are smarter than that bumper sticker dog?

Almost everyone I know who works in strat comm, poli comm, or journalism (I hang out with political-happy academics because I am one) claims that CNN is as much of a hack as is Fox News these days. MSNBC is more partisan but more relevant. Apparently, if you want to watch good news, don't watch cable news. Not…

Cate Blanchett is in a Woody Allen movie with Andrew Dice Clay. Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd type.