Wow, the average size wedding in Utah is 209? I don't think I even knew 209 people in total when I got married.

So it's a chainsaw and not being out of water for long periods of time that kill sharks, eh? Good to know and thanks Ian!!

I love and admire this girl. Heroine, pure and simple.

I liked the article. It seemed to be well researched and pointed out the horrible living conditions these sows are forced to live in. Well done, Ryan.

I am SO jealous of her. And him. Le sigh.

Oh HELL no.

Oh I love the San Diego zoo! Went there as a child for a field trip and the gorillas threw a shit ton (wokka) of their poop at all of us. Best field trip ever.

Pffttt. Dude, go big or go home.

If it's a boy, might I suggest this. Try and rhyme that, commoner!

Olivia Munn is gorgeous (and I agree, that lace thing, wuuut?) but I also think she has the most beautiful colored eyes. Are they amber....are they topaz...is she just a witch trying to hypnotize/cast a spell on me?

I don't know why these women think they have to do this. Tricky Rick Perry (and family) are gonna take care (and profit off) of ya'll:

Later, Miss Kelly showed the letter to her best girlfriend, Miss Ride, who said OHHELLNO.

Bwahahahahah! Later, the doll returned to exact its revenge.

Neither. I don't even want Verizon cable to know I watched this. I will try to dupe a friend into VOD'ing this!

Dammit. I will be in England over Christmas and now must choose between this and a new Harrod's dog collar for the puppeh. Curses!!

So when does the Biebs apologize to the worker who had to dump and clean out his bucket of piss? #Obnoxious4Lyfe

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I know this adds nothing to the discussion, but I fucking hate "Family Guy." I know Seth McFarlane thinks he's being sooo outrageous, but he is just a mysogynistic pig.

Bravo miss, although this still seems suspiciously like cooking/baking/using kitchen appliances. I will just buy a whale and decorate him thusly: