The only Brooklyn girl that mattered.

But while all the Whos in Whoville rejoiced at this wonderful news, the evil Grinch, aka Rick Perry, grinned to himself. "Fools!" said he. "David Dewhurst, Lt. Governor, is waiting to take over my douchery to beyond my wildest dreams, hahahahaha!

My company has this video blocked as "mature, adult video content". For once I am glad to see that warning.

New Jersey, the whole state. I am there with an office full of them.

And there's always the off chance you might run into Brad Pitt from 20 years ago. At least that what my girlfriends and I tell each other.

My junior year, this gorgeous boy transferred to our school. He had shoulder length brown hair, velvet underground eyes and was just...beautiful. Seriously, if teen vampires had been a thing, I would've found my sparkly one. I lusted after that boy for days and days (which is YEARS in teenage).

I dunno. These guys seem to be preachy jerks.

Indeed she did! I'm hoping to amass a huge army, however, to combat the pervasive dumbness that is rampant in the Congress/Senate. It will take all hands.

Any enemy of my enemy is my friend!

We need another Boudica to manifest herself and just destroy the fuck out of these idiots. An Amazon uprising...who's with me?!?

OMG, that is...disturbing.

I would like to add to the category "Cleanliness", yourself. As in take a shower stinky cousin from Houston who I know comes from a house with indoor plumbing so what the hell you stayed with us for four days in the summer and never took a shower ONCE?!? And the rest of the article too.

These guys are reaching new heights (lows) of WHATTHEFUCKness.

"... because the luxury jewelry brand was downsizing."

3,700 mg of sodium?!? My ankles swelled just reading that.

"Average" Barbie looks great! But for my part, I'm glad to see that both Barbies seems to suffer the "bathing suit stuck in yer bottom" issue that I do when at the beach. So kudos.

“These are serious crimes that are holding women back from participating fully in the public life of Egypt at a critical point in the country’s development.”

Alec please, just shut up for a while.

It was a few days after his surgery. He just licked some mushy food and WAAAAHHH...too much, too much.