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The BEAN! I have been following this puppeh since he was first posted here, I think. I knew I was a Beanstalker the day Lindsay posted the video of Lentil eating food by himself for the first time and I sobbed at my desk for 10 minutes. Such a great story and little hero for all the CCA kids.

The best part of this post was reading that Cupp was moving to Washington D.C.

Ah, my drunken misspent youth...I don't remember it well. Now that I'm older, I can attest to the water between drinks and getting your eight hours. Flush the toxicity from your cells and time...it's what the body needs to stop torturing you.

I will pick projects like this (but especially the Gates Foundation) for what billionaires might do with their money rather than just buy another damn car/house. So kudos.

He warned us, yet none would heed the warning.

I come from a long line of BRF women. My grandmother, my mother and myself. One day I hope to be able to say to all those whose life goal seems to be to not mind their own business and tell me to SMILE all the time, a little something-something my grandmother would reply when smile-accosted: "If you don't like the…

So now they are alienating the last bastion of their base, the olds. Bravo. I look foward to the day when people hear the word republican and say, "ha, was that really a thing"?

Researchers...they're all nuts.

I think this might be more believable if he hadn't been running for President since the early aughts.

So has CNN reported on the ruination of the bright future of these poor football players yet?

I'm pretty sure the fish is now dead, having thrown himself (herself?) on the next hook that was cast in the lake after having this monstrosity forced upon it. He (or she) now sleeps with the fishes.

Also, he's doing that awkward dad standing pose. Like, "this is nice, but how much longer do I have to stand here and act like I get it?"

I don't hold out much hope that this gets through Congress, but I guess miracles can happen (i.e. Rubio).

Okay Rick Perry, time to up the assholeness.

Now she's Jenny from the former Soviet Bloc?

Ha! One tweet: "We do...it's called Democrats."

"but as a parent, it's still on you to be better."

Whenever I see Cher's tweets, I think they sound like how everyone's mom's tweets would sound if she were on Twitter. Only more fabulous.

It takes way too much to be a young person anymore. I embrace my steady decline into old ladyhood with open arms when I read articles like this.