Maybe Ms. Jolie should come speak to some of our GOP leaders.

Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Happy puppy tears!

Oh Biebs. I see a lot of Vanilla Ice in your future.

That's it. Everyone is out of ideas.

4 realz da speln wuz my 1st clu...also CANDY CRUSH, argh!

his personal life goal is, "To make Kanye West a[s] dope as possible."

I think the bigger question here is who in the hell is still writing to Dear Abby for advice?

I heard "brah" a lot when I visited younger relatives in California. I think they fall into a subcategory "surfer dude" of the Stoner heading. They all seemed to have long curly blonde hair and wear wetsuits, even when we weren't at the beach.

I'm beginning to think these people in the public eye don't understand how the whole "apology" thing works.

I saw this and thought it was fishy as well...too many excellent reasons are listed.

And if his crimes didn't make him sexy enough, that Ron Popeil "Spray on Hair" he has gobbed along his hairline should put the ladies over the top. Just all kinds of gross.

OMG I think we saw the same doctor! I was 16 and given one of those Bibles after my first OB-GYN visit. She also told me the "Lord was pleased" that I was still a virgin. I couldn't get dressed and out of there fast enough.

As these four are shining examples of this statement, I'm curious as to why.

Rex who?

I see it and you all working. It just makes me sad/mad that the GOP would rather let women die than listen to the supposed 80% who are against these measures. Keep up the good fight my friend. I just hope your fight isn't in vain.

Still, these assholes got elected into office. I'm sure their opinions on the subject were known beforehand.

“Too often the back alley clinic today is the abortion clinic because of lax standards.”

These little girls are adorable, but I have a feeling Suri Cruise would not approve as I think animal prints were last year.

Employees must be THIS white in order to receive non-beer related compensation. Thanks ya'll!

No, no, Jim Allen. Until we hear your words in a magenta tinted video on YouTube, we do not accept your apology. Asshole.