I'd like to trade in my "human" card for another please. Just fucking awful.

Your move Arizona.

I dunno. My guess had a lot less PINK in it, so I guess I lose.

TRUTH! I don't have access to GIFs, so I will say that you turned my usual

This, bwahahaha: "Kourtney Kardashian—sister of many, mother of some."

Didn't one of the girls arrested have her own reality show based on the fact that she was one of the thieves, or was she found out to be a thief during the filming of the show?

I am a victim of the war of northern aggression!

Still not as bad as huffing cinnamon. Also, that picture is my weekend, only less cataloupey.

Where's that douchebag hall of fame list you had the other day? My money's on any one of them.

The apology and donation, first rate. Thanks for owning up to it, Kickstarter.

After reading this, I'm beginning to think the people who author these PUA techniques are the same ones who write in to Penthouse, etc. In other words, people who've never actually had sex.

Wait a minute...I don't have dog allergies, yet my eyes are LEAKING!!! The hell??

Go, go, go, so proud of my home state!! Now please harness this same enthusiasm to get that jackass Perry kicked out in 2014.

I don’t think they should be in trouble that could just ruin their lives," said Walvatne.

How bad is the person you're trying to avoid that the "safe zone" is the East River?

You all laugh at the name North West now, but wait until Kris Jenner gets it patented and every time you head that direction, she kollects a dollar.

Maybe she's waiting for the fourth hour with Hoda and Kathie Lee? What wine goes with racism anyway?

No HERE's the company's explanation:

I'm just glad it was her and not A-Rod under that awning, ba-dum-bum.

These Congressmen are pro-unborn, not pro-life. They only give a shit about you until the umbilical cord is cut, then it's screw you, burden on society.