WWJS...
Who Would Jesus Spank

I was going to say the same thing. Or with the ruling coming out so soon, my still Grinchy heart just wonders if they all aren't trying to get on the right side of history.

I was thinking she didn't get what she paid for, but you're right. She probably asked for those "designs."

Are those doodles she's just drawn on her fingers or tattoos? Because she might have grounds for a lawsuit.

I agree. There was a time when alcoholism wasn't considered a disease, but a moral failing, much like obesity is treated today. Until it was classified, I'm sure a lot of people were told, "hey just stop drinking." So this is good news.

Well nothing screams great advice like a cover with what appears to be a naked woman sucking a lollipop and a foreward written by a "sexpert" (their emphasis).

Premieres on July 3rd you say? Well I've got my four day 4th of July weekend planned now, thanks

This is really turning out to be a shitty Wednesday for the news. My eye is starting to twitch from all the pent up anger.

Reported. And All The Rage. I can't say anything else, because I'm sure that's what this troll wants. I'll leave it to the Jezzies to post the appropriate GIFS for this POS.

This movie will be goofy and silly and I will laugh my head off, I have no doubt. Just like I do whenever they run Taledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby marathons on TBS.

Wasn't Paula Deen on one of those shows where they trace your ancestry and was just devastated to find out her family ran a plantation that owned slaves? So now I'm thinking those may have been tears of joy...or jealousy. Disgusting.

Yes. Someone get him an Axe body spray endorsement, stat.

I had a discussion about this with my mother over a couple of glasses of wine not too long ago. I was complaining that the Mr. and I don't seem to have as much sex as we used to...we're both in our 40s, work full time, have two children under 18 and there never seems to be to be enough time or energy. My mother…

This comment adds nothing to this article, which was great, but will state anyway. James Taranto: garbage made flesh.

I don't know if he gives a good apology because he's sincere or because he has to give them so often.

That's the most depressing dance/party song I've heard in a while.

Luckily, I have a 10 year old Chihuahua. Interspersed between the poop updates would be 9 hours of "Yep, the little bastard is still sleeping", so probably a waste of money for us.

The hell? Although, they're not really trying if they haven't figured out how to take out ad space in the womb, amirite? Just gross.

Except for the IUD (don't need it anymore) and the orchestra seats, I have everything on the list and a Mr. Password. But he was exceptional and understands that co-parenting means CO-parenting, so a quality find, I know. Plus I wanted someone who was contractually obligated to squish all the bugs.

I was hoping for South by South. As sort of an homage to the festival in Austin. Sad face.