Krap.

There is no reality anymore. But these shows have given us Joel McHale, so I'm good.

I can't believe at the meeting where this idea was put forth,

I agree that information is power and caveat emptor, etc. but goddamn it would be nice to purchase a product or service for a reasonable price because that's what it cost and not because I do or do not have a penis.

I have no ice cream, yet after reading this I have an ice cream headache. Odd.

Oh, Texas. Why with these assholes?

This type of commentary always seems to take the same path:

Whoa. That is all. Anything else I say would just sound filthy.

Until just now the only thing I knew about Tennessee was it was home to the Grand Ole Opry (right?) and brought forth the awesome penguin, Tennessee Tuxedo. I had no idea it was on the forefront of treating sexual addiction. Kudos. And kudos as well to Rihanna. Anything to get away from the garbage made flesh that…

Wow, it's eerie. I make those exact same noises when I eat ice cream. And it's better for you if you feed it to me on a stick, fyi.

So I think the moral is that one should choose their celebrity liquor as carefully as one does their celebrity fragrance...that is, not at all.

Ah, you're right. And marriage equality, etc. Apocalypse averted I suppose.

Agree with all points. Also can we just stop for a stunned minute:

So no ripped bodices on the men he's holding?! And Whole Foods? Snob.

This is either a master class in trolling by Amanda because, seriously, when was she ever in the gossips mags before this past year....or a slow motion decent into something that's not going to end well.

Ohhhh nooooo, Chuck Schumer. You aren't going to turn my daughter into Jesse from Saved by the Bell. Push your caffeine pills somewhere else, buster.

Shame on me I had forgotten that! She was damn funny too.

Ugh, how much do you have to hate your own sex to be on board with this mindset? Can't wait for her thoughts on getting that pesky 19th amendment repealed.

I have loved Aisha Tyler since she was on Friends and dumped Ross for Greg Kinnear.

If he doesn't care about how he treats her in public (until he gets caught, of course), I can't imagine his actions behind closed doors.