I'm sure this is great for other scars that some might find unsightly, but I've never been embarassed of the one that brought forth my two darlings. I've always thought of it as my warrior badge.

The cult one. Lots of crying if I remember correctly.

Topanga and Cory are old enough to have a daughter in middle school? I am officially a dinosaur, sigh.

No one plays douchebag as well as Leo, but good grief, does Scorsese make any movies that don't star DiCaprio anymore? And that GIF...larf.

I have never understood how denying rights to another person somehow ensures my own. This was lovely.

Oh gawd this FUCKER. I loathe this idiot with the intensity of a million suns. PLEASE wake up home state and jettison this asshole in 2014!!!

Damn. Right.

Oh! Okay. I just pictured these poor people trying to shovel their food in before the bell went off or something.

Go on 3 thirty-minute dates over a quality 3 course meal

You could stick Lindsey Wixon in any 1920's movie as "flapper girl" or "gangster's moll" and not miss a beat. She is stunning, but OMG those earrings. Gorgeous, but they look so heavy. How could you not have major earlobe drag/headache by the end of the night?

I'll probably read it because I love this genre of books..and see the movie because Emma Watson is awesome.

I see your monster and raise you a monster. I only read the DM so I can figure out the blinds from CDaN. Feel better about yourself now, don't cha??

If you have not read the book "The Handmaid's Tale" young Jezzies, please do so. News like this makes me realize it's already happening. I could scream myself into a rage stroke.

And how do the real drunk driving arrests play in to this fake meltdown?

Cat diary. Day 150 of my captivity: I have convinced woman that I enjoy her "mop" game. Next on the agenda - poop in her favorite pair of shoes and scratching the hell out of those tights she's always wearing. Dog is next.

So 4 of the 13 are from my home state. Bravo, Texas. And don't forget their equally douchey counterparts in the Senate: John Cornyn and Ted Cruz. Was never so glad to see a landscape in the review mirror once these two batshit crazies were elected...

Oh I LOVE "Million Moms". They may be the one organization that saves JCPenney with the backlash against their JCP's "happy gay family" ads boycott.

Perfect. And when the original commercial came out, I didn't even notice anything "different" until I saw the story about all the YouTube loony toons on the news. Just made me want to have another bowl of cereal for dinner that night.

I'm sorry, but every time I hear this kid's name, I think of "Little Sebastian" from Parks and Rec. Both are adorable, though.

Yet no one thinks to cover up the moobs on this poster.