Ari, I love the fact that you asked about construction! I sew and my mom used to make fun of me when I was a kid because I'd turn everything inside out to check seams, lining, etc. before even trying it on. Everyone I've taught to sew has said it made them better consumers of RTW clothes, even if they never pick up…

Oh, you want to buy two pairs of the same shoe, one pair to wear on your feet and one on your hands so you can walk around like a quadruped? Great! Let me ring you up right now and get you on your way.

They're also known for being half decent businesspersons. They should deck him out head to toe in Ferragamo and gain a customer for life.

People: commenting on the cost of the belt or the look of the belt is really not important. Stop. It would be the same as if I got arrested after I bought a $300 video card at Fry's just because of my ethnicity. There are plenty of things that we can judge people for spending $300 on if we're dicks.

And even further beyond the incomprehensible racist assholery of the store clerks, I'm baffled WHY THEY CARE WHAT HE BOUGHT.

omg. If I were Ferragamo's PR person, I would send him that belt free of charge. 'Cause we all know Barney's will issue some lame non-apology if that even.

So much yuck. His debit card was approved for the purchase, he showed ID, the store made its money.

Some people are such assholes.

When it comes to costumes, I believe in working smarter, not harder.

I love this dress in theory, but does anyone else think it gives the optical illusion of making her breasts look lopsided?

My husband had a Malamute growing up that ate a squirrel whole! Not going to lie, I wish my Berner would do more than quizzically look at the squirrels making nests in our trees outside. Those things are cute until they start making their weird, angry squirrel noises.

I started a huge fit of laughter when I saw that. I may not be a drinker, but I saw that as hilarious. Especially because that is me and ice cream.

Truth. I'm unhappy about my job because they hired some idiot dude for a new position above mine, instead of promoting me to it. I had to train him and everything.

They're not happy in the work force, for the most part.

Yeah, I love how he's forgetting that study after study has shown that nearly EVERYONE is unhappy in the workforce for the reasons you mention, which are compounded when you're a woman or identify as such by sexists douchebags like this guy. "But nooo, it's mostly the womenz because they miss cleaning toiletssss and…

Careful, if a woman makes you 300 sandwiches, you have to marry her.

All i'm hearing when this guy talks is "I am an insecure person and i am very very frightened about the way the world is changing." I could be wrong though.

Off the top of my head I can think of many reasons to be unhappy in the workforce that do not involve me wanting to stay home and be domestic. Pay sucks, we're overworked and often don't get the credit we're due, and we're mostly unofficially barred from the positions where we really get to have a say in how our…

I was once on a date where, despite its awfulness for all involved, I still had to make clear at the end of the night that there was going to be nothing even close to sex. He said, verbatim, "you know, you're really not skinny enough to not put out." He didn't say it in anger but as if he were giving me solid life…

Lazy? How about one of those name tags with 'Chad' written on it?