So upon reading that, I was all "no I haven't seen that commercial", and immediately went to check it out (and got to experience the wonderful internet moment that is watching a commercial before getting to see the commercial I was looking for, which will never stop being weird btw) and it did not fail to deliver an…

I love how she's all "here, hold this for me. This is my jam!" I mean, she doesn't say it, but you know what's what she's thinking.

I would definitely say that the fact that I have never done even so much as a successful cartwheel is a huge factor in my current level of gymnastics ability (level 0).

It's kind of nice seeing Courtney not wearing those giant plastic platform heels she usually is walking around in. If you were there, you could probably hear her feet, ankles, and lower back thanking her for giving them a rest, even if only for a little while.

And here I am eating Nutella out of the jar with a spoon like a sucker.

I would irreparably injure myself attempting even one backflip, because I am old and Not. Flexible. So, go Mikayla!

I find that marijuana helps.

It's kids like this that make children's dance recitals tolerable. You do you tiny dancer, you're going places!

Curse him like an evil queen in a fairy tale!!!! Oh...just me? Okay... :(

It was always embarrassing when my mum did this when I was a kid, but now I see how wise she really was, and I do the same thing. I'm squinting at seams and feeling the fabrics and checking the care labels of every piece I buy. I have become my mother in the respect, and I am totally okay with that :)

First of all, examine and tug at the material around the stitching of a piece, especially around high stress areas. The arm holes of shirts and jackets, the crotch and bum areas of pants, etc. Look at it from the inside out where you can actually see the stitching. Threads should not be loose or unraveling, and the…

Whoever just leaves a tampon unwrapped is not the owner of a cat or a dog. You just have to clean that mess up once to learn that lesson *gag*

Burn that shit. Burn it to the ground!

What is a face bra?

Only if I'm trapped in like, an elevator and I can't wait any longer.

That spider? Fuck no.

I would watch the hell out of that.

Designer could just mean the label that is on the clothes these days. It's all about the name or the logo, and so often not really about the quality. There are so many people who don't even care, they just want a name brand thing. I just want something that fits well and will last a really long time. I refuse to pay…

Yeah, who the hell pays with a check anymore? I wouldn't even know what to do with a paper check, I'm not someone's landlady, but a debit card? Please insert chip into the thing WHEN IT SAYS SO...please take your card out of the thing DO NOT JUST LEAVE IT IN THERE I DON'T WANT IT. Have a nice day. And then it's back…

You always remember the weird ones. That's why the ones who just buy something and leave without leaving an impression are so great. They don't bulk up my brain with excess wtf. Although, I will take a weirdo over someone who is being difficult and irate for no good reason.