ParrotTricksterGod
ParrotTricksterGod
ParrotTricksterGod

Has anybody seen the phone commercial where the family is dressed as Star Wars characters and the dad is Jabba with their baby dressed as Leia in a sling? God, I love that one. I hope the actors got to keep the costumes.

OMG, that is the greatest! I miss that age.

About patterns matching at the seams: I hate the style of Tommy Bahama clothing (Hawaiian shirts, yuck), but I LOOOOOOVE that the patterns on their shirts match across the seams, across the front where it buttons and over the pockets.

You sure you don't mean

Ok, here you go. Environmentally friendly, kick-ass cleaning method. Get yourself a spray bottle, some cleaning rags, and a handle of vodka. Fill the spray bottle with the vodka. Some people say to dilute it with water, but to hell with 'em. Then it's just spray for the counter, a spray for you, then a lil

For real! Speaking as someone who had to sit through hours of my sisters' dance recitals, I would have loved this little nugget lighting up the stage for a number or two.

That kid is one in a million. Literally, you'd need to sift through a million kids to get that level of entertainment.

This is adorable.

I love how she did exactly what she was supposed to - she had fun!! And she kept having fun even after the song ended!! (honestly, though, she looked like the only one who was enjoying herself)

to be fair, the girl all the way to the right doesn't seem to give a damn about the whole institution of dancing all together.

Dad's Hair=Baby's Hair

Out of the way, baby, I'm trying to see what your mother's dress looks like.

That look on his FACE. I don't know whether to coo, or challenge him to a duel.

JUNIOR HIGH POETRY IS NEVER OKAY.

She's like, the logical endpoint of that line of thinking. If that makes any sense.

She's adorable in the same way a giant spider crawling under your bed sheets is adorable.

The episode of Jonny Quest where there was an invisible energy monster scared the *crap* out of me as a kid.

BLINK

Oh, mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy...