I love this dress in theory, but does anyone else think it gives the optical illusion of making her breasts look lopsided?

My husband had a Malamute growing up that ate a squirrel whole! Not going to lie, I wish my Berner would do more than quizzically look at the squirrels making nests in our trees outside. Those things are cute until they start making their weird, angry squirrel noises.

I started a huge fit of laughter when I saw that. I may not be a drinker, but I saw that as hilarious. Especially because that is me and ice cream.

Exactly. There's this great little short story called "The Yellow Wallpaper" that's all about how fun it is to be locked inside a house.

Truth. I'm unhappy about my job because they hired some idiot dude for a new position above mine, instead of promoting me to it. I had to train him and everything.

They're not happy in the work force, for the most part.

Yeah, I love how he's forgetting that study after study has shown that nearly EVERYONE is unhappy in the workforce for the reasons you mention, which are compounded when you're a woman or identify as such by sexists douchebags like this guy. "But nooo, it's mostly the womenz because they miss cleaning toiletssss and…

Careful, if a woman makes you 300 sandwiches, you have to marry her.

All i'm hearing when this guy talks is "I am an insecure person and i am very very frightened about the way the world is changing." I could be wrong though.

Off the top of my head I can think of many reasons to be unhappy in the workforce that do not involve me wanting to stay home and be domestic. Pay sucks, we're overworked and often don't get the credit we're due, and we're mostly unofficially barred from the positions where we really get to have a say in how our…

I was once on a date where, despite its awfulness for all involved, I still had to make clear at the end of the night that there was going to be nothing even close to sex. He said, verbatim, "you know, you're really not skinny enough to not put out." He didn't say it in anger but as if he were giving me solid life…

Lazy? How about one of those name tags with 'Chad' written on it?

My first introduction to Celia Cruz and a song that still sing often at age 29.

I think I have it...

"Sweeter Than Fiction"

Uh every 80's song ever written?

People are going to drink soda. Who gives a shit if Beyoncé, T-Swizzle, or Katy Perry endorses such-and-such brand? Kids like soda because soda is delicious and hello, sugary.

I'd just go as Africa. Like, I'd go in a cardboard cut out of the country and paint it like those little kid maps of the world. You know, a lion in South Africa, pyramids in Egypt, camels in the Sahara— that kind of thing.

This idiot doesn't even realize that his point defeats itself. If Australia has no history of blackface, then they do, in fact, have to deal with the cultural baggage of the American tradition that they've decided to glom onto for funsies. You can't borrow the tradition from another culture and then say, "but we…