I am loving this gif sooooooo much. Makes me want some red wine really bad.

That newsroom looks like the bridge of a spaceship. Do they think we will take them more seriously because their work area looks like mission control?

NO Jon Cryer, I will NOT watch 2 1/2 Men, because that show is like garbage and a beer shit had a baby and put it on TV. I will NEVER watch that show, not even if I've lost the remote and have to get up to change the channel. I would rather watch infomercials; I would rather watch a televised golf match taking place…

Why do we have to wake up early for all the good things?

No hatred here. I pretty much feel the exact same way about Tiny Furniture. That movie was one big eye roll from start to finish. I think you have to be a certain sort of person to really get anything out of that movie besides sprained eye muscles and depressed. I don't have fancy cable so I've never seen Girls, but…

I will never understand the guy who says they're probably like a watermelon, cold and wet. Cold? Really? Wanna think about how much sense that makes?

But still necessary!

I agree. That word shouldn't just be sprung upon people without warning.

I have always liked the idea of a blended name too, that way you can have the one name, without giving up either name entirely.

I love my last name. It's my nickname, it's what all my friends call me, I couldn't imagine giving it up for something else when it is practically my first name. Maybe I'll dump my first name entirely, promote my surname to first name and take his last name. That is the only way I could see me taking a husband's name.…

Oh my god, the things people come up with when they are dreaming about what God might want them to do. Some people made art Duggar family. Some people thought God wanted them to make beautiful art...and then they did that, and it was 1000x more awesome than a bunch of square-ass kids with J names.

See, that is what drives me crazy. The whole "quiverfull" thing or whatever it is, that they follow is all about letting God decide when they will stop having babies, and a prolapsed uterus after 19 freaking kids seems like a pretty big sign that maybe it's time to stop trying. So, they just seem like they are full of…

Makes me want a Rosemary's Baby just to surprise them. Haha! You thought you were getting a regular baby, but it's actually the spawn of Satan who I hooked up with at a party 9 months ago, and now you have to look after it because demon babies are people too! Bet you wish I'd got that abortion now huh? Maybe you…

And they're all from the internet too. I have some news for you Star, you can find shitty internet comments about anyone without trying too hard. Laziest story ever.

Celebrities! Too good to squat behind the shed like the rest of us!

I like that Star thinks that losing 70 pounds in 4 months would be something to be proud of instead of concerned. If I lost that much weight that quickly my first thought wouldn't be "yay skinny!" it would be "oh shit, I probably have cancer"

I'm sorry, but the Tour de Franzia sounds like a good time. What exactly has happened at past Tour de Franzias to get the school so against it? Did someone die or something?

This is the one true law of cake baking, or it should be if you intend it to be eaten.

Rye and Vernor's.

Your Saturday night snack sounds fantastic!