You gotta admire his commitment to both doin' it and safe sex! But seriously, that is the dumbest thing. Just get latex free condoms and save yourself a rash in a place you really don't want a rash.

I think maybe that guy was overestimating the cool factor of "expert paintball player" by several degrees. That it was all a half-assed ruse is the saddest thing in the world.

I have two cute pairs of kitten heels that say otherwise ;)

You got that right! *high five*

This brings back so many memories of the hardcore crush I had on Pierce Brosnan when I was a kid and watching reruns of this in the afternoons during summer. That guy was a fox. Forget a reboot, I want to see some original episodes again! I'd binge watch the hell out of that on Netflix were it available.

Now that is an episode of Catfish I would love to watch!

Attention Romeo Rose! Logging time on a hundred MILF-themed porn sites doesn't really count as research. It's still just looking at porn.

He just keeps bringing them up when nobody else is talking about them. That is a classic I-hate-you-but-only-because-I-secretly-love-you move.

And boob punches apparently, which have a different price, perhaps even a terrible price, for the one doing the punching...

I dunno about Bethenny or Kelly, but the Countess definitely looks like she could go for a child's blood smoothie, even before she heard that it was for ratings.

If I had been a smarter teenager, I would have just bought some kilts instead of lusting after the frankly ugly maroon and gold uniforms worn by the Catholic school kids in my neck of the woods. At least I would have been able to choose my colours.

In addition to that it also made me super jealous of the girls in Catholic school who got to wear kilts and sweaters. Stupid regular public school jeans :(

I always loved Endora! Samantha would have been okay were it not for that total drip she married. Derwood sucked.

All I wanted when I was hungover was a big glass of milk. I knew it was a bad idea, and what would happen almost the moment I set the empty glass down, but the temptation was too strong. I'd open the fridge for some juice, and there would be that carton of milk; cold, frosty milk, and I wanted it. So I would have some…

Definitely a mermaid, but the wrong kind of mermaid.

Yet to be discovered: a small fossilized heap of fancy soaps beside the place all the cave people went to take a shit.

"It's like a lambskin dildo, it's like human skin, but it's lamb."

I can't be the only person thinking at least she didn't pay 10k to this person right? I mean, okay you got catfished (is that the proper verb?), that sucks, but at least you weren't defrauded out of thousands of dollars? It could have just as easily been the other way around. Sucks to be the friends who lent that…

Ugh my least favourite sentence ever. I too am glad the sight of me won't turn you to stone, I guess. Actually, I might find that rather useful sometimes...

I was thinking the same thing! It's her fratty opposite number. That party sounds awful to me. It sounds like an ordeal.