ParrotTricksterGod
ParrotTricksterGod
ParrotTricksterGod

No. I think it's normal to want to see what all the fuss is about. You read a story about a picture that sounds pretty innocent, but people are making a big to do about it, and you wanna see that beast.

I'd just like to say that your former boss sounds like a complete child. Like, what a seriously immature move to be all "well, we going to fire you anyway" after you quit, and then spreading an email around subtly implying that you got the boot instead of the other way around. It's a move that reeks of sour grapes.

I like that you threw the Old Spice guy in there at the end as if to say "Yeah that's right. The guy from the Old Spice commercials, because he's hot too, even though you weren't thinking about a commercial mascot"

Hey, as long as it's big enough to ride, it's fine by me!

No! Hobbies make the person! I AM MY CRAFTS! MY CRAFTS ARE ME!

I find Justin Long to be a little insufferable in movies anyway. Fingers crossed that this is the ending!

I went from "yeah, I don't need to see that" to "well, now I have to see that" in seconds.

Pretty much the worst kind of gerbils.

I don't know, but I'm finding it verrrrrry easy 0_0

A part of me wants to and I don't even live in California! Just knowing there are a bunch of big spiders out there, gettin' their hump on freaks me out.

That is a unique way to think about large arachnids.

Making fun of a tattoo is not body shaming. Tattoos are a choice, and nobody is required to appreciate any old piece of ink you dream up simply because it is on your body. Part of getting a completely ridiculous tattoo is opening yourself up to criticism of that tattoo from anyone who sees it. All you can do is love

Cats need all the blessings they can get!

Do you think they're going to join together to make one great big super-husky? 'Cause that would be awesome!

That tattoo is going to age really well. In 20 years, it's going to be just as awesome as it is now and not at all something to be slightly embarrassed about.

I completely agree with you! Re-watching that commercial brought back so many memories.

It's the Texas of Canada!

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Back when laptops were still a pretty big deal, there used to be this commercial about a business guy who accidentally checks his laptop at the airport, and proceeds to freak out about it in a way that airport security would not tolerate today. He just keeps saying "I checked my notebook!!!" over and over again, and

I thought Canada was united in its disdain of Toronto.

Sometimes it actually kills the mood. When I find a decently written story on literotica, it's like I'm already halfway there.
"Oh god! No glaring spelling or grammatical errors. Oh that's so hot! What is this? Centaur porn? Underpants? Something about MILFs? It's not really my thing, but the use of correct and