Whaaat the fuck? Of course such a weird looking animal would have a messed up looking penis like that. Sogladimhuman!

I read it as a bit of a brag too; kind of a "sucks, but isn't that kinda cool too? The power of words!" Ick.

Ugh! I used to know a guy who liked to drop "truth bombs" during parties (this is what he called them) and they were always something terrible like maybe people with severe disabilities should be killed because they are a drain on society, or all pregnant women should be tested to see if their children are going to…

I like how the entire bathroom is a shower, which means you clean your bathroom every time you clean yourself! I hate cleaning the bathroom so obviously this is a huge plus for me.

It's not just Hobby Lobby, it's difficult to find Hanukkah related craft stuff anywhere. I would love some stickers or some stamps that would be great. It would make holiday cards for my Jewish friends a lot easier. I have to hand-draw everything which is super time consuming during a time of year when I don't have a…

The story of my first real person crush (i.e. a crush on a someone I actually knew, and not a celebrity or a fictional person), is also the story about how I lost my best friend since kindergarten.

Perhaps this is why I can never find graphing paper in stock, all the grampas have bought it and are using it for stationary!

This is useful for anywhere!

Vegetarian street meat FTW!

That one little girl is eating all the cookies. I was that kid. Good times :)

The Countess talk-sings her way though her...hits? so I don't know how she managed to mess that song up without auto tune, but she found a way. Seriously, how do you fuck up talk-singing?

Yikes. Thank god that would never actually happen. Right? Right??

Yikes. Thank god that would never actually happen. Right? Right??

I applaud your choice of car! Wood paneled station wagons are the shit, especially if they are the ones with that extra row of seats facing backwards, and you have to get into them from the trunk. Extra seating and wood on a car is way hot.

I'm just going to sit here and drool all over your child. I got this!

I'm just going to sit here and drool all over your child. I got this!

And they are huge! With that face! I just want to cuddle him all day long! I wish I had the space for an enormous dog like that.

So long as people don't start prescribing children meds for their depression every chance they get, I so agree!

Uh, existing in public and making herself seen and heard, total slut move! If she were a nice girl, she would be quiet and remain invisible until someone needed food or something, she wouldn't be on a stage singing with a band! Think about how many guys have seen her! With their eyes! That counts towards your number…

Yikes. That is scary, that is just a scary level of entitlement mixed with serious issues right there. I can't have your number, so you must pay. That is fucked up.