I'm not saying I can't be impressed by a vehicle, but a lady has got to have standards y'know? I have very specific standards for which vehicles are going to get my panties off.

The 90s was a different time, a strange and different time.

It was just old man McPherson, the lighthouse keeper, all along!

I have a friend who still believes that any woman will automatically go for signs of wealth. We were driving in his car, which was a super old brown monster made in the days before cupholders were standard, and he was commenting on how women will always go for a guy with a sweet car, and this was just after I had…

Wouldn't that make him high maintenance though? Because he requires a certain level of service to be happy and maintained? I don't think he understands that phrase very well. High maintenance is what is required for you, not what other people will and won't do for you.

That's just such a stupid question because it leaves out so many other things that most women would use to base their decision on. You're in the dark and you know nothing about them, so my choice is neither because I don't want to be shoved into a relationship with some unknown stranger, rich or not. Maybe that…

MY VAGINA EATS LEDGERS FOR BREAKFAST!!!!! RAAAWR!!!!!

That is news to me. I would say that discovering a man is building a drug empire (especially meth!) is one of the larger red flags out there. Only slightly smaller than secret freezer full of bodies actually.

Yeah I would agree with that. She was pretty clueless at the beginning and her crush on Joffery, who was so clearly an asshole did not make her an endearing character for me. Also, her early snarking at Arya got on my nerves, possibly because I was that tomboyish, awkward sister who had to put up with snark from a…

Yeah, but this guy is so far removed from real life he might actually be some kind of trollish ghost.

So, like baggy and leather with lots of snaps like sporty pants, but for fashion.

Hawks need to eat too y'know :(

You are the worst.

Ugh leather jogging pants? Like, for actual jogging? Ugghhhh! And the smell of hot sweaty leather would stay with you the whole day. You would smell like a tannery.

Wait, wait, wait. There are fans of Paris Hilton's music? People who reach for an album(?) of Paris Hilton singing when they want music?

Can I just say that you are a good person for taking care of the kid even though you really don't want to and it's not your job? Even if that lazy dad doesn't care, at least she's not having a miserable time being sick all by herself. I know it's not supposed to be your responsibility, but the fact that you are…

My dog does the same thing, and since the bathroom door doesn't close properly, if the dog wants to headbutt that thing open just to watch me poop, well I guess that's what's going to happen.

I feel like that should make them less picky though, because there are fewer ladies to start with. It's so weird that it doesn't. 22-25 is not a huge group of people to start out with, but when you add a masters from a top university and the necessity for any potential date to look like a famous actress, and also be…

It's like they weren't even paying attention to Jurassic Park. If they had, they would have known that raptors have known how to open doors for some time.

Look at that carphone. That thing belongs in a museum!